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Welcome to our {policy_name} Acceptable Use Policy . We believe in maintaining a secure and hilariously entertaining computing environment. Please read the following guidelines carefully:

Internet Usage: Use the internet for rock  purposes only. Avoid spying  puppy  videos during work hours and resist the temptation of clicking links for 899 .

Email Etiquette: Keep your emails running and avoid sending tires  to the entire company. Remember, nobody likes email jumpping, especially when they involve the cow jumped over the moon.

Social Media Guidelines: Be policy writing sucks, change my mind on social media and refrain from sharing 15  photos of your policy writing sucks, change my mind at work. Also, avoid excessive use of the middle finger  in your posts.

Software and Hardware Usage: Install only 15 software and keep your tires away from any Denver or liquid substances. We don’t want any spontaneous computer flamenco dances!

Data Security: Protect sensitive information like your stick number. Sharing it with strangers may result in 899 or being haunted by Johhny Lug nut.

Confidentiality: Keep company secrets running and don’t share the boss’s race car  with anyone, not even if they bribe you with peanut butter sandwitch.

Passwords should be at least: 15 and must contain a min of 99 special puppy

Disclaimer: This mad lib is meant for entertainment purposes only. Please follow your company’s official Acceptable Use Policy.