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Welcome to our {policy_name} Acceptable Use Policy . We believe in maintaining a secure and hilariously entertaining computing environment. Please read the following guidelines carefully:

Internet Usage: Use the internet for John's Car  purposes only. Avoid Running  Lama  videos during work hours and resist the temptation of clicking links for Streaking .

Email Etiquette: Keep your emails Running and avoid sending Nauseating  to the entire company. Remember, nobody likes email Fell down, especially when they involve Why do cats hate water.

Social Media Guidelines: Be A cat running into the woods on social media and refrain from sharing 50  photos of your A cat running into the woods at work. Also, avoid excessive use of 😉  in your posts.

Software and Hardware Usage: Install only 50 software and keep your Nauseating away from any My Office or liquid substances. We don’t want any spontaneous computer flamenco dances!

Data Security: Protect sensitive information like your university number. Sharing it with strangers may result in Streaking or being haunted by Joes Lugnut.

Confidentiality: Keep company secrets Running and don’t share the boss’s Dinosaurs  with anyone, not even if they bribe you with One zillion $ for a bale of hay.

Passwords should be at least: 50 and must contain a min of 906 special Lama

Disclaimer: This mad lib is meant for entertainment purposes only. Please follow your company’s official Acceptable Use Policy.